This week all Johnny's complaining led to an unexpected diamond in the cult classic rough.  If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing Chopping Mall, immediately rectify that.  So bad its good!

This week we're doing a sequel or depending who ask it's a sequel.  Grab your little cricket kids, we're going alien hunting.  This is Men In Back: International

This week we lightening portal to 2021, where a dragon burnt into your flesh means you are forced to enter a grand battle.  That's it, that's the whole plot.  You guessed it kids this is Mortal Kombat!

This week Sarah full-fills her punishment and picks a film where the a main actor's name had to start with an "A".  So many films to choose from, but instead she picked Junior, another 90's rental classic.

Once again Sarah is unable to guess the absolute crap movie Johnny has pulled out of his as.  But, she did it to herself, and now we all must suffer.  That's right kids, it's that 1983 fantasy art driven classic.... Fire and Ice.<...

This week we tap dance back to 1996 for Sarah's punishment.  Although it might have backfired on Johnny, Sarah has gone through her Rolodex of musicals and pulled Woody Allens: Everyone Say I Love You, for your viewing pleasure.

This week the gang heads back to better days when there were no rules and anything goes. The plot is stretched like Jonny's sweatpants after thanksgiving dinner. Grab your fanciest chain kids, we're watching The Pest.  

Grab your bling kids and prepare to low hang your pants, this week the gang heads back to the early 2000's.  Although an interesting look of 2005, this story was based off one teens experience with her affluents classmates in Los Angeles. ...

This week, Johnny punishes Sarah, for no good reason, with the the worst CGI they've ever seen in a movie.  The only saving grace is John Leguizamo acting chops.  that's right kids, this is Spawn.

We're back!  After a semi-short break to regroup and take in some real cinema.  Johnny and Sarah are feeling refreshed and ready to consume the hot garbage Hollywood insists on shoving down our throats.  The gang kicks off this s...

This week JKA got to pick his flick, all because Sarah spoon fed him the hints last week.  Frick'in idiot.  We travel back to Johnny's better years, full of Juggalos and high fructose carbonated beverages being launched of a clowns ba...

This week we head back to 2023, when we were alive and full of spunk!  Continuing on from last weeks visit to the vault recordings Sarah dives into Satan's Asshole and plucks one of the worst movies we say that year, this is Dungeons and D...

This week we take a detour down a creepy laneway in somewhere in jersey. It's a weird on tis week but maybe that's just us!  That's right is the Canadian classic,  Nothing but Trouble.

This week we dive into the vault for another previously recorded episode.  Grab your leather jackets and pop that collar, this is Grease 2!

This week the gang takes a break from the depths of Satans Asshole, and dives into the world of Short Films for this Matinee Episode.  Check out our Instagram page for links to each film.

Are you fan of Final Fantasy?  Action? Intrigue and well plotters story?  Well. this movie definitely isn't for you.  Another listener pick takes us to another planet or universe or....never mind, this is Final Fantasy: Spirits W...

Witches, thugs and dead hookers oh my!  If you ever wondered what a movie directed by 4 different directors with a tenuously cobbled together narrative would look like on the big screen....the Four Rooms might just be for you.

Get ready for a home run, a three pointer or some combination of both as we watch the greatest 90's raunchy sports movie fall time (according to one of us).  Don't get psyched out and miss this weeks flick, Baseketball.

Are you approaching middle age with the speed pf a Formula 1 car?  Well with the best years of your life behind you, join us for a sweet taste of 90's nostalgia with a 2020 twist.  Yup, it's Bill and Ted Face the Music.

Time for another Pick&Flick!  This one did not disappoint. If you like crippling socially awkward behaviour, love and violent revenge all wrapped up with a New Zealand accent, then Eagle vs Shark might just be for you.  Big...

Well we found it, this is hands down the worst movie we’ve seen this year. Never lacking in the slap stick but more confused about itself than I was with my sexuality after watching Brad Pitt in interview with a vampire… this is My Boss's Daugh...

This week Johnny is going elbow deep into satan’s asshole because he can't guess a clue to save his life, unless it's spoon fed to him.  I guess he'll just have to GET OVER IT!! 

This week our intrepid band dons their finest Exo suits and dive into a non stop thrill ride packed to the brim with battles, space ships, planet gods, and hair metal anthems in a way that only the 1980’s could provide…. This is Transformers Th...

This week, thanks to a friend of the podcast the gang kicked off our new monthly series Listener Pick&Flick with a bang.  With a bold film suggestion our derisive duo dives into this bizarre 90’s cult classic…this is eXistenZ.<...

Have you ever wanted to see a live action recreation of the game, Call of Cthulhu? Well neither did we, but like it or not, it’s the best and worst part of this weeks dive into the acting career of Nick Cage!! It’s The Wicker Man!!!!...