Here's Why I Hate It
Every week Jonny Kick-Ass & Sarah bully each other into watching terrible movies. They chat about all the things that they love but more importantly, all the things they love to hate!
Episodes
142 episodes
EPS114: DC's LEAGUE OF SUPERPETS
Someone thought they were being sooooooo clever and tried punish Sarah by making her choose to do a DC animated Film. Sometimes you just have to find the workaround, this is League of Superpets.
EPS113: PUNISHER WAR ZONE
Back at it again this week after a brief respite. As is tradition, the poorly described plots are proving to be harder and harder to decipher. So we are back with another punishment, this time a reboot of a lesser known franchise, t...
EPS112: HERCULES
This week we smelled what The rock was cooking, and it wasn't for us. Slip on your leather army and grab your helmet we're in the army now, Hercules army that is.
EPS111: CHOPPING MALL
This week all Johnny's complaining led to an unexpected diamond in the cult classic rough. If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing Chopping Mall, immediately rectify that. So bad its good!
EPS110: MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL
This week we're doing a sequel or depending who ask it's a sequel. Grab your little cricket kids, we're going alien hunting. This is Men In Back: International
EPS109: MORTAL KOMBAT
This week we lightening portal to 2021, where a dragon burnt into your flesh means you are forced to enter a grand battle. That's it, that's the whole plot. You guessed it kids this is Mortal Kombat!
EPS108: JUNIOR
This week Sarah full-fills her punishment and picks a film where the a main actor's name had to start with an "A". So many films to choose from, but instead she picked Junior, another 90's rental classic.
EPS107: FIRE AND ICE
Once again Sarah is unable to guess the absolute crap movie Johnny has pulled out of his as. But, she did it to herself, and now we all must suffer. That's right kids, it's that 1983 fantasy art driven classic.... Fire and Ice.<...
EPS106: EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU
This week we tap dance back to 1996 for Sarah's punishment. Although it might have backfired on Johnny, Sarah has gone through her Rolodex of musicals and pulled Woody Allens: Everyone Say I Love You, for your viewing pleasure.
EPS105: THE PEST
This week the gang heads back to better days when there were no rules and anything goes. The plot is stretched like Jonny's sweatpants after thanksgiving dinner. Grab your fanciest chain kids, we're watching The Pest.
EPS104: HAVOC
Grab your bling kids and prepare to low hang your pants, this week the gang heads back to the early 2000's. Although an interesting look of 2005, this story was based off one teens experience with her affluents classmates in Los Angeles. ...
EPS103: SPAWN
This week, Johnny punishes Sarah, for no good reason, with the the worst CGI they've ever seen in a movie. The only saving grace is John Leguizamo acting chops. that's right kids, this is Spawn.
EPS102: MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK
We're back! After a semi-short break to regroup and take in some real cinema. Johnny and Sarah are feeling refreshed and ready to consume the hot garbage Hollywood insists on shoving down our throats. The gang kicks off this s...
EPS101: BIG MONEY HU$TLA$
This week JKA got to pick his flick, all because Sarah spoon fed him the hints last week. Frick'in idiot. We travel back to Johnny's better years, full of Juggalos and high fructose carbonated beverages being launched of a clowns ba...
EPS100: DUNGEONS&DRAGONS
This week we head back to 2023, when we were alive and full of spunk! Continuing on from last weeks visit to the vault recordings Sarah dives into Satan's Asshole and plucks one of the worst movies we say that year, this is Dungeons and D...
EPS99: NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
This week we take a detour down a creepy laneway in somewhere in jersey. It's a weird on tis week but maybe that's just us! That's right is the Canadian classic, Nothing but Trouble.
EPS98: GREASE 2
This week we dive into the vault for another previously recorded episode. Grab your leather jackets and pop that collar, this is Grease 2!
MATINEE EPISODE - YOUTUBE SHORTS
This week the gang takes a break from the depths of Satans Asshole, and dives into the world of Short Films for this Matinee Episode. Check out our Instagram page for links to each film.
EPS97: LISTENER PICK&FLICK - FINAL FANTASY: SPIRITS WITHIN
Are you fan of Final Fantasy? Action? Intrigue and well plotters story? Well. this movie definitely isn't for you. Another listener pick takes us to another planet or universe or....never mind, this is Final Fantasy: Spirits W...
EPS96: FOUR ROOMS
Witches, thugs and dead hookers oh my! If you ever wondered what a movie directed by 4 different directors with a tenuously cobbled together narrative would look like on the big screen....the Four Rooms might just be for you.
EPS95: BASEKETBALL
Get ready for a home run, a three pointer or some combination of both as we watch the greatest 90's raunchy sports movie fall time (according to one of us). Don't get psyched out and miss this weeks flick, Baseketball.
EPS94: BILL AND TED FACE THE MUSIC
Are you approaching middle age with the speed pf a Formula 1 car? Well with the best years of your life behind you, join us for a sweet taste of 90's nostalgia with a 2020 twist. Yup, it's Bill and Ted Face the Music.
EPS93: LISTENER PICK&FLICK - EAGLE VS. SHARK
Time for another Pick&Flick! This one did not disappoint. If you like crippling socially awkward behaviour, love and violent revenge all wrapped up with a New Zealand accent, then Eagle vs Shark might just be for you. Big...
EPS92: MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
Well we found it, this is hands down the worst movie we’ve seen this year. Never lacking in the slap stick but more confused about itself than I was with my sexuality after watching Brad Pitt in interview with a vampire… this is My Boss's Daugh...